Death Metal?
What the fucking christ on a scooter is that all about.

Nepalm Death?

I'd rather fucking jump to my death.

Why the fuck would you want to go to a concert, pay £25 for a ticket to listen to a fat rotund beer swilling cunt scream down a mic for 2 hours. Then you have to contend with jumping around with a load of Unwashed, B.O. Smelling fucking tramps. CUNTS.

Fuck you

aagggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhdeath agggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:15, 6 replies)

Fat AND rotund, eh?
You should help them to slim by driving into them with yout HONDA ACCORD OF MUSICAL JUSTICE.


I had to write that in caps - it seemed appropriate.
(Star Wars Starwarsy McStarwars Face, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:18, closed)

Ha Ha, The Accord Crew return.
I could do, but

a)I dont have one now

b)Surely I would dint the bonnet.

Also if you want to talk "Accordingly" can we do it via the Super email system and not on an un-related question?

Thanks in Advance.
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:21, closed)

Agreed.......
Death metal is the standing JOKE between myself & my best buddy. I like metal myself (AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Whitesnake etc.), but death metal is pure SHITE!!! Wanna know who pisses me off the most?? Mikael Akkerfelt of Swedish band OPETH, the guy has an amazing voice, but every other song on their albums is this "growling" garbage. If you want 2 examples of how GOOD he can be, just look for "HARVEST" or "COIL" on YouTube & you'll see & hear what I mean.

Other than that, me & my best mate just take the piss out of them, I mean what ELSE can you do with them? You get a *CLICK* from me for your post.

P.S......Wanna laugh? Click on the links below. :-D

www.youtube.com/watch?v=t53E-u0U5rI

www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1LG_R9j2sw
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 16:43, closed)

lol
love the amputation parody

ill swallllllooooowww youuuur paaaarts
(hoogie Original Cunt Horse Author, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 17:20, closed)

You're
listening to the wrong death metal. Napalm Death stopped being relevant after their second full-length. Then again, I do feel that Death Metal is the worst metal sub-genre.
(almightyjoey is most likely listening to Electric Wizard on, Fri 16 Oct 2009, 19:41, closed)

Just to be a total pedant
Napalm Death = Grindcore i.e. guys who like punk trying to make the most aggressive, usually politically motived, and noisiest music they can.
Death Metal = Wankers that think Satan is a jolly nice bloke and sacrificing virgins is a commendable use of a sunday afernoon.
I'm sure you still dont like either after being told this information, i just think its worth noting.
(ludwigvanbeefoven, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 14:39, closed)