I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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And seeing as this is turning into 'Things that annoy me'......The football fan's 'We'
"We were shite"
"We were awesome"
NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO...
I support a team, but I will never, ever (ever) say 'we' when in meaningful discourse about my choice of sporting allegiance.
"We're OK going forward but we need to get back quicker when we lose possession"
Are you on the fucking pitch getting into good positions?
No. You're a fat cunt who gets out of breath walking up a flight of stairs.
"We need to sort out the midfield"
Really? Have you got some kind of advisory role within the management structure of which I have hitherto been unaware? Oh no. You're a fat cunt who drives minicabs when not too busy sitting on his fat arse claiming benefits.
Why do people find the need to try and associate themselves with a bunch of overpaid wankers who only have as much allegiance to a side as his ridiculously high wage packet. Its bad enough to hear when its coming from a lifelong fan speaking about his hometown team, but to hear someone from Cardiff saying 'we' when talking about Didier Fucking Drogba drives me fucking batshit mental.
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TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 0:21,
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I think Mitchell and Webbhandled this one nicely - www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN1WN0YMWZU
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benryves Now I'm radioactive! That can't be good!, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 1:58,
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