Cheryl FUCKING Cole...
I know none-of-yous will be in this category, but there are simply thousands of (dumb-ass) people out there who use the words - National Treasure - when referring to the odious, moody, talentless, half starved scragg-end, brat Cheryl Cole.

(have a cake Cheryl, it might cheer you up a bit)

Am truly mystified...

x
(Beejster, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 4:17, 5 replies)

It's puzzling
that nobody remembers the racist, violent little chavette called Cheryl Tweedy who was plastered all over the media not so long ago. So now she gets married to a black guy (so she "can't possibly be racist!") and is nice to hopeless fuckwits on TV everything's apparently forgiven. I agree with you - and am also mystified by the blinkered, shallow general public who think she's some sort of angel.
(Lucoire tutted and shook her head in disbelief on, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 7:12, closed)

She might be reasonably attractive when she does herself up properly
but you couldn't possibly act on this as every time you blinked or she wanted to do it with the lights off you might as well be having sex with Gazza.
( Shegetz Chris Kamara's comedy moustache, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 11:10, closed)

national treasure?
you've gotta be kidding!
what's she ever done apart from be in a girl group and now be on xfactor where she tells people they cant sing, yet refuses to sing live on the show herself?

i'm pretty sure she must have paid for that nickname
(stitched, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:28, closed)

right with you on this one
pointless, ronsealed, fake tanned, too much bad slap karaoke bint.
(tjn whizzing on the electric fence of life, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 14:12, closed)

My daughter has a barbie doll
That has more range of expression, and looks less plastic than Cheryl Cole
(Sir Tainley Barking Ezekiel 23:20, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 22:04, closed)