Fucking hell, where do I start on college?
First, beauty students. Why does every fucking blonde want to rub their hands over people's greased up bodies and hair? I over-heard one excitedly talking about a 'waxing-tutorial' the other day. I couldn't believe anyone could look forward to a lesson in de'furring a strangers legs or shaping their quim foliage.
The theres dancers and fashion people. The dancers with paedophile friendly spandex and neon leg warmers to catch cum (why do some only wear one?) And the fashion kids turn up every year with 'waist-clinching' belts and fucking massive bags they sling over their arms not realising that those and their 4" heels will probably give them a hunch back by the time they hit 40.
And why do some kids think it's so cool to have to run out every 10 minutes for a fag? And talk very loudly to each other about how they 'deep-throated' last night. Deep-throat isn't sexy, I may enjoy a bit of whipping now and again or when he dig his nails in a bit, but gagging is not sexy, and you should not broadcast it the next day.
(MissUnexpectedNuttering Mad to live, Mad to talk, and burn, burn, burn...., Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:49, 3 replies)

This
this

FUCKING THIS.
(Melody was not PMSing on, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 16:51, closed)

*applauds*
I read that out to the boyfriend - he approves too and applauded loudly.

I heard that if a "booteh ferapy" student turns up not looking immaculate, they're immediately sent home! Mmmm nice and shallow...
(Lucoire tutted and shook her head in disbelief on, Sat 17 Oct 2009, 18:44, closed)

the
beauty students at my college make me laugh.. i mean surely if you're learning about beauty you would know how silly it must look caking yourself in what appears to be radioactive orange fake.
(stitched, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 0:18, closed)