
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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leave me cold.
I paid a stupid amount of money to have my central heating replaced - not once did it work.
I rigged up an elaborate system of carboard and silver foil to transfer heat from the cooker hob to the living room and all the bedrooms. It caught fire.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2009, 7:43, 2 replies)

Given your previous posts on technological genius/insanity, I'm inclined to believe this one
( , Sun 18 Oct 2009, 10:50, closed)

it is true. My house (back burner) caught fire and burnt the water pipes and flooded the place. I had the lot replaced, and the heating would never work - the plumber would never come back, so I get another. They turned up, told me it wasn't working and tried to charge me 70 quid (I told them where to get off).
I rigged up the cardboard/foil heating thing and it was fine for a while.
I sold up and moved in the end.
( , Sun 18 Oct 2009, 10:53, closed)
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