I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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The girl who sits opposite me is going on maternity leave next weekand the chap I sit next to has just impregnated his missus. It's like a never ending cycle of baby-related despair, because no sooner will she leave than there's a new gestating crotchfruit for all the women to spazz over.
Also, you've given me two new phrases to use as much as possible: "fuck trophy" and "vertical bacon sandwich".
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Maladicta, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 18:37,
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I wish I could take creditbut they are from the Viz. I also like to use spaktard when describing someone who is being both a spakker and a retard.
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I like Spacktard.Although my personal favourite is to call someone Retard McSpackypants, which I got from Zero Punctuation.
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Maladicta, Sun 18 Oct 2009, 19:58,
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