Puzzle you?
Oysters are for eating not staring at! Seafood is named seafood coz you can EAT it. Also a renowned aphrodisiac.
Kippers - rather than frying or grilling, poach in milk - no smell whatsoever. Pick the backbone out before cooking. Use a fork tine at the head end and lift, all the bones come out. Easy.
Posh Coffee, from your naming convention you were brought up on a farm. Nescafe is freeze dried COFFEE with additives and flavours.It's like saying budweiser is as good as Old Peculiar coz they're both beers.
Sprouts are bitter unless they've experienced a hard frost so don't buy in summer. Easy. Sprouts gathered in early Spring are sweet and wholesome.
Faggots aren't made from beef jeez. They are similar to delicacies like haggis, faggots are made with pig's heart, liver and fatty belly meat or bacon minced together.
Lettuce is a leafy vegetable that is regarded as an aphrodisiac in many cultures, as it's a leaf it wouldn't be able to soak up anything including chilli sauce
Liver is an extremely good source of iron and vitamins and when cooked correctly (not just thrown into a frying pan) is similar to venison or other game meats. The liver should never be cooked until it's hard but rather should be served while still pink on the inside.
Jellied Eels, were a cheap, nutritious and readily available food source for the people of London and without which many people would have starved to death. Maybe even your great-great grandparents.

Sounds as if you have never educated your tastebuds and probably exist on kebabs, mackers, pizza and KFC.
(Jimmyinnz was sprung at work on b3ta on, Mon 19 Oct 2009, 0:30, Reply)