I don't understand the attraction
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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You sound like someone I would struggle to get along with :-|
IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT MY CHEST REFUSES TO GROW HAIR APART FROM JUST ONE THAT GROWS ON MY RIGHT NIPPLE AND I'M SECRETLY QUITE PROUD OF BUT MY GIRLFRIEND KEEPS PULLING IT OUT AND IT KEEPS GROWING BACK SO I'M STUCK IN THIS EXCRUCIATING CYCLE.
Also: Your cat is your baby. Therefore you are a mummy cat AICMFP. This would also explain why you don't like sex as the male cat's penis has spikes that.. well, you don't need me to tell you.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:31, 1 reply)
IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT MY CHEST REFUSES TO GROW HAIR APART FROM JUST ONE THAT GROWS ON MY RIGHT NIPPLE AND I'M SECRETLY QUITE PROUD OF BUT MY GIRLFRIEND KEEPS PULLING IT OUT AND IT KEEPS GROWING BACK SO I'M STUCK IN THIS EXCRUCIATING CYCLE.
Also: Your cat is your baby. Therefore you are a mummy cat AICMFP. This would also explain why you don't like sex as the male cat's penis has spikes that.. well, you don't need me to tell you.
( , Mon 19 Oct 2009, 2:31, 1 reply)
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