Fred ‘Arse-banana’ Durst...

I really cannot abide the Limp Bizkit sneering fuck-knuckle that is Fred Durst.

I actually met him once – I was at a clinic in LA that was testing people for organ / body part compatability for sick relatives etc.

The dopey cunt walked in and said that he wanted to donate his corneas. His fucking eyes! – right there and then – before he was dead! What a cock-split!

Anyhoo, as if that wasn’t bad enough, when he approached the reception counter, all these buzzers went off, balloons fell from the ceiling and these people rushed out telling him that he was the 100th cornea-related case that had gone into the clinic that week, and he had won a prize!

You could have knocked me down with a hefty punch as I watched the smarmy git take receipt of a lovely antique hat and coat-rack, only to throw it back in their faces and say that he was sacrificing his eyes ‘for the sake of humanity, not the gifts’

Well, obviously that was too good an opportunity to miss and I called the newspapers, telling them the story.

You should’ve seen the headline the following day: 'Eye donor ‘ton’ Durst and the hat-rack shun'.
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:01, 6 replies)

Hahahaha
*SPANG*

and

*CLICK*

Possibly the best pun I've seen on here. Well done sire
(porkinator is a Rock n Roll nerd!, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:25, closed)

Fooking hell..
..that's painful.

*clicks*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:27, closed)

Awful
I like it!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:30, closed)

Enough to buy me a pint at lunchtime...?

*crosses fingers*
(Mr Twisty Cheeky The worst kept secret in B3ta..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:43, closed)

Haha.
Probably the worst pun I've seen on here, but I was quite pleased it was a joke one. I was wondering who even cared about Limp Bizkit these days, never mind hate them.
(almightyjoey is most likely listening to Electric Wizard on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 18:26, closed)

ooof
it was looking suspect with the cornea donation

but

OOOF!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 19:21, closed)