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Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?

(, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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Fred ‘Arse-banana’ Durst...

I really cannot abide the Limp Bizkit sneering fuck-knuckle that is Fred Durst.

I actually met him once – I was at a clinic in LA that was testing people for organ / body part compatability for sick relatives etc.

The dopey cunt walked in and said that he wanted to donate his corneas. His fucking eyes! – right there and then – before he was dead! What a cock-split!

Anyhoo, as if that wasn’t bad enough, when he approached the reception counter, all these buzzers went off, balloons fell from the ceiling and these people rushed out telling him that he was the 100th cornea-related case that had gone into the clinic that week, and he had won a prize!

You could have knocked me down with a hefty punch as I watched the smarmy git take receipt of a lovely antique hat and coat-rack, only to throw it back in their faces and say that he was sacrificing his eyes ‘for the sake of humanity, not the gifts’

Well, obviously that was too good an opportunity to miss and I called the newspapers, telling them the story.

You should’ve seen the headline the following day: 'Eye donor ‘ton’ Durst and the hat-rack shun'.
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:01, 6 replies)



Possibly the best pun I've seen on here. Well done sire
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:25, closed)
Fooking hell..
..that's painful.

(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:27, closed)
I like it!
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:30, closed)
Enough to buy me a pint at lunchtime...?

*crosses fingers*
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:43, closed)
Probably the worst pun I've seen on here, but I was quite pleased it was a joke one. I was wondering who even cared about Limp Bizkit these days, never mind hate them.
(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 18:26, closed)
it was looking suspect with the cornea donation


(, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 19:21, closed)

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