Chill Out
First message, be gentle and hold me close afterwards.

Why so miserable on here? Life is a lot more enjoyable if you just relax and smile. It's the mother of all clichés but here me out. I was never miserable per se, but I had a very short fuse - would never be wrong in an argument, have had to stop myself from pushing tourists in front of oncoming tubes and used to get abusive at the first sign of confrontation. I thought that was how I'd be and there was no changing that.

Wrong.

It wasn't even difficult, a lot of things wound me up, in fact if I didn't like something I wouldn't just not be interested in it and think nothing of it, it would aggravate me and I'd hate it/him/her. But I decided that life is here to be enjoyed, and I told myself to chill the fuck out. That was it.

And you know what? It worked, I love myself (and before anyone asks, I mean that in both a spiritual way and a I lie under my duvet tossing off like it's going out of fashion way) and I'm a much nicer person for it. The most important thing is I've stopped having the urge to shove the elderly who are in my way into fast approaching vehicles. Nothing winds me up anymore, I just laugh. Prime example being Jordan and Peter Andre. Previously I'd read an article and shout out various curse words for a good forty minutes before attacking the next person I saw reading the latest gossip about them in the Daily Sport. Instead the chilled out me chuckles at said person's choice in tabloid.

Seriously people, I'm not one to tell people how to go about their lives, but time spent moaning is time spent wasted.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:48, 3 replies)

I agree, life's too short
especially if you're a pensioner who gets in the way of those miserable granny-shoving bastards.
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 11:53, closed)

Fuck off!
Moaning is hilarious and therapeutic.
Why do you think there is such a huge market for analysis/therapy etc?

I hate most people but I dont take it out on them.
I simply avoid them as much as possible.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:04, closed)

I won't here you out
But I might hear you out
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:46, closed)