Eels
Some people rave on and on about them. I was actually in Jamie Oliver's restaurant the other week, and he was standing in the kitchen practically frothing at the mouth because the particular eel he'd just personally cooked was apparently the best-tasting specimen anybody was likely to come across in their entire life. Even though I wasn't interested in having it, I was pretty curious to see how he'd prepared it, so stood up and starting walking over, but so many people had the same idea, crowding round the counter, that in the end I couldn't see the bigged eel.
(Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 12:45, 1 reply)

Please
Tell me you're not building up to another "No pun intended" joke. Please.
( MatJ LOOK, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:33, closed)