Dance music
I don't understand why otherwise rational people decide that going to a dark room and flailing about wildly to music that goes unsk-unsk-unsk is enjoyable. I _like_ music. I like having a drink and a dance sometimes. But dancing to 'dance' music is like playing one of those silly pianos where the keys light up in the order you are meant to press them. There's just nothing to it!

And people who can distinguish between 1,700 different types of 'dance' music ("See, this is light-techno-ambient-trance-house. Oh, you can't tell the difference?")

Seriously, the entire genre is a joke perpetrated by pale white guys with laptops in bedrooms with a few samples and an absurd electronic beat.
(gdp, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:12, 5 replies)

Basshunter
That cunt is the spokesman for such a flaccid genre of tripe, and as such should be boycotted and/or shot, have a click.
(Boiled_Tater is not the messiah, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:27, closed)

proper deep bass groovy wobbly techno + high-energy drugs =
happy times.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:45, closed)

drugs
there is a reason why the otherwise rational people aren't rational at the time. everyone else is just pretending.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:39, closed)

ECSTASY!!!!
Come on numbnuts its really not that difficult.

Get out there and try it before you knock it.

Reach for the lasers, safe as fuck!!!
(jonnyninetails, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 17:22, closed)

Pale white guys with laptops?
Yeah, guys like Jeff Mills and Ricardo Villalobos. Seriously, you seem to misunderstand a lot of things. And there are a lot of different genres- drum n'bass sounds very, very different to house for instance.

People that can tell the difference between genres clearly know what they're talking about. You clearly don't.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 18:13, closed)