I don't understand the attraction
	
	Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
	
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 Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
 
	
	Cum
 	It gets right on my tits.
I am a man.
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Waspard has your wank bank account details, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 14:50,
	
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	Mine
 	Gets in my eyes or hair.  Or sometimes hits the ceiling.
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Vice Admiral Sir Charles Cockbrush KCB MBE DSO, who is finding it increasingly difficult to log into b3ta.com wants to duck your aunt and kick your puppy, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 15:31,
	
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	I remember those days
 	when I was 15.  20 years later, the pressure's gone
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 sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:02,
	
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