I watched Episode III
the other night. Had to turn it off after that fella out of Pulp Fiction got offed by the gay bloke with the gay hair. I mean, first Mr Pulp Fiction wants to take the Sith lord prisoner, then he decides he has to kill him... Fuck me... Talk about changing your mind sharpish. I think the technical term for the plot for that flick is 'bollocks'... 'utter fucking bollocks', if you want extra brownie points and to get all arty-farty about it.
( SpankyHanky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:11, 1 reply)

Also, if memory serves...
Wasn't it: "fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to s-u-f-f-e-r-i-n-g?"


I am deeply ashamed that I know the script that well.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:14, closed)

You are almost certainly correct, sir
I - on the other hand - am almost certainly talking out my arse.

AND WHY THE FUCK DID YODA HAVE A LITTLE HOVER CHAIR?!? HE CAN USE THE FUCKING FORCE AND FUCKING FLY EVERYWHERE!!!

IT MAKES NO SENSE!!! NONE AT ALL!!! ARRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!
( SpankyHanky, Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:17, closed)

Ah, the hover chair...
yet another shitehawk shortcut from Lucas that confirms the fact that he gives more of a fuck about Special Effects than he does about continuity and plot flow.

That whole scene could've been done without them walking along - thus negating the requirement for the quimbrick hover chair...but Oh no, Georgey Boy has to make the most of the half arsed-digital Matte scenes - cos he's spunked a whole 100 Australian dollars on it (filming in Oz - another move based purely on maximising his own profits)

Thanks for filling me with this rage Spanky, If that fucking teacher says one bad thing about my boy I'm going to CUNT HER IN THE FUCK!
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 20 Oct 2009, 16:23, closed)