I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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AbsolutelyIn an average month I reckon I get enough emails to make my penis 10 foot long, could have $285,000,000,000 in my bank account, have a string of beauties all begging to marry me, and enough viagra (or whatever else they sell now) to make my 10 foot penis permanently erect...
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snee held his breath since, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 8:52,
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from the contents of my junk mail folderI could also clad my 10 foot erect penis in fake rolexes
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 10:31,
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IndeedAnd get mortgage approval on it.
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 11:02,
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Duynno about mortgage approvalBut with a 10 foot wang, surely planning permission is required? especially with all that viagra...you know - permanent erection kinda thing...
I must be bored, I'm making myself giggle at schoolboy jokes here...
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snee held his breath since, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:44,
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