I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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I accidentally shagged a virgin......when I was at uni. I'd picked her up in fresher's week, done the naughty horizontal, and then at the last drip, she said: "That was my first time..."
And I said: "SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!"
Because I knew that it would lead to endless clinginess-type trouble, and I was right. I'm not being a bastard, just pragmatic.
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