Oh so many...
Going to pubs that play loud music but you can't dance. Or talk. Or get a drink for under £4, but hey, everybody goes there so you have to, right? And the gorilla on the door wouldn't let you in 'cos you're wearing something different to all the other clones inside and expects you to weep at his rejection. I don't even want to go near people who LIKE those sorts of pubs never mind go IN one, PLEASE stop dragging me in there 'for my own good'!

Following trends or styles to look like everyone else you know and proud of it. Likewise getting REALLY weirded out by those who don't or follow some other trend or style. It's just clothes and hair not a different species or some kind of deliberate attempt to annoy you, get over it.

Designer goods that aren't as good as other similar products but it has a 'cool' logo on it. Oh and it costs more, so it must be good.

TV Soaps.

Cars considered to be sexy. IT'S. A. CAR.

Wii.

Facebook/Twitter/PleaseStalkMeIHaveNoLife.com

Watching any Sport on TV like your entire existence and future status depends upon the outcome.

Celebrity magazines and tabloid newspapers and those who insist on telling everyone what they read/saw in them. I really don't give a flying fuck if she wore the same dress twice or who she's fucking, I really really don't.

Tits. They don't even have a hole...
( ..wil, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:43, 5 replies)

never heard of a soapy titwank?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 14:55, closed)

Go on then,
I'll try anything once... ;)
( ..wil, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 15:40, closed)

*pushes them together*

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 16:32, closed)

All of these
apart from tits and facebook. I have to admit I become almost erect with joy upon seeing I have a friend request.

It's so unusual to see me in a trendy nightclub that when we went out for my birthday the other week, we were refused entry to (what looked like a ned-infested shitehole of) a nightclub because my friend had tan boots on.

In the three weeks since this happened, popular opinion has become that we were refused entry because of me. Not any particular, specific reason, just because I didn't fit.

I'm quite proud of that and won't correct them.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 21 Oct 2009, 17:34, closed)

I appreciate your comments on tits
but really you don't get men finding complex mechanical objects sexy? I always thought it was a way for straight men to sublimate their secret homosexual desires. The male body has so many more curves and neat pieces that fit together...you can almost see how it all works when you look at a well-toned, muscular man's body.

I think men secretly get turned on by that as much as simple, unrevealing female bodies and they let it out when they pull off their car hoods, or open up their mechanical cameras, or take apart bikes and run their hands over the interlocking tubes, feeling the screws and nuts that hold it all together and get stained with the greases and covered in its smell.

I hate digital things because all that's lost. It's on different and it's less satisfying level.

I'm not gay or anything, mind. I would just really like to fuck my type writer, that's all I'm saying.
( hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 2:34, closed)