I don't understand the attractionSmaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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All the above...I mean, how many men do you know use shampoo, rinse, then shampoo again, rinse, use conditioner (not sure what you actually do with that - I presume rinse?), then use a cucumber body wash on their face, a strawberry one on their body, grab a razor and 'tidy up' downstairs, check boobs for lumps (well, we would do this...and VERY thoroughly too), before turning off the shower, wiping the screen down before using 4 massive towels to cover every inch of our body before departing the bathroom.
Nope, we jump in, wash, make a mohican with shampoo in our hair, fart, then wank.
then drip water all over the floor cos we forgot to bring a towel...
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snee held his breath since, Thu 22 Oct 2009, 8:35,
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I'm baldso I cut out the mohican part and go straight to the wanking
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