I don't understand the attraction
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
Smaug says: Ricky Gervais. Lesbian pr0n. Going into a crowded bar, purely because it's crowded. All these things seem to be popular with everybody else, but I just can't work out why. What leaves you cold just as much as it turns everyone else on?
( , Thu 15 Oct 2009, 14:54)
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Wank standing up?
...too much effort for me. I prefer to recline.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:04, 1 reply)
...too much effort for me. I prefer to recline.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:04, 1 reply)
standing up..
According to the Viz profanisaurus the term for jerking off in the shower is known as a 'hitler wank' - due to the fact that many people like to rest one hand against the wall in a mock salute whilst they go at it enthusiastically with the other.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:13, closed)
According to the Viz profanisaurus the term for jerking off in the shower is known as a 'hitler wank' - due to the fact that many people like to rest one hand against the wall in a mock salute whilst they go at it enthusiastically with the other.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 9:13, closed)
I heard
it was called "come dancing", because you have to do a little dance to avoid it going on your feet.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:32, closed)
it was called "come dancing", because you have to do a little dance to avoid it going on your feet.
( , Thu 22 Oct 2009, 11:32, closed)
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