CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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That girl over thereI staggered drunkenly through Basingstoke town centre on the way to the train station and kebab van to meet a friend, when I stumbled across a girl in a door way having a piss. Classy but we've all been caught short when drunk. As she tottered about under the influence I assisted her up a long flight of stairs, because I'm a gentleman and because she'd tucked her skirt into her knickers exposing a lovely arse.
At the kebab van I ditched her for some chips and hooked up with my mate. He was chatting to some ladies, who weren't pissing in door ways, so I joined him. These ladies then decided that because I enunciated my words and spoke properly I was posh. Keen to defend myself, I pointed out in a loud voice I wasn't posh, in fact I was as common as that girl over there.
Little did I know that was the wrong thing to say, apparently the kebab & wee-wee stained lady took objection and launched herself, from her sprawled seat on the kerb-side at me. Once I'd peeled her off of me, an equally drunken and some what diminutive defender then punched me in the face whilst still holding his burger.
Despite being involved in a drunken brawl by a kebab van in Basingstoke, I'm not common. But drunken girl with no bladder control, you are.
PS: I still think your arse is cute, call me.
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Weejock, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:47,
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ARSEwhat would you say if i told you i was that wee-wee stained girl with a nice arse??
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!Oooh nice arse.
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