CommonFreddy Woo writes, "My wife thinks calling the front room a lounge is common. Worse, a friend of hers recently admonished her daughter for calling a toilet, a toilet. Lavatory darling. It's lavatory."
My own mother refused to let me use the word 'oblong' instead of 'rectangle'. Which is just odd, to be honest.
What stuff do you think is common?
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chthonic, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 16:06)
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Licking the plate!Why lick the plate?
If you are still hungry than there's plenty more in the pan. Do you think that you're saving on the washing up? Mmmm?! Mmm?!!
Does my head in.
But do I say anything to my wife, dear God no! I'm too busy biting my toenails short.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:04, 3 replies)
I lovelicking my plate! All the yummy juicy stuff left!
(I have to be secretive though so my wife and daughter don't see, as I'd get told off)
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:27, closed)
Juices!Licking the plate is good for many reasons:
1: The scrummy juice should not be waisted, and if there is no bread left lick away.
2: I hate it when some fucker gives you a slime covered plate then some other twat puts another plate on top of it, making bottom of plate A slimmey!
3: So there is no floaty bits in the dish water because they've all beeen licked off.
No I don't own a fucking dish washer! All my money goes on my R8, and bills.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 13:51, closed)
Oh Lord!I'm surrounded by the beggers.
Back to your Heathen lands, I say! Back! Back!
Only joking, but I'm not inviting you to dinner.
(, Fri 17 Oct 2008, 14:26, closed)
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