ComplainingI like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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i will have lots for this qotwbut let me start with the instruction i was given by my old boss to complain to a garden centre near him. my letter went along the following lines.
dear sirs
five years ago, i bought a monkey puzzle tree from you. it has now died. as i spend lots of money with you every year, give me some of it back or a new tree.
i was almost too ashamed to pp the letter, but they did actually cough up a new tree, unbelievably.
the same boss also made me sue the drycleaners for losing his handmade dinner jacket trousers. only after they had given in and paid up did my colleague confess to me that she had taken them to the charity shop instead by mistake...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:17,
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How do you accidentally give something to the chazzer?(
Bob Todd whee, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 16:21,
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You are living in an office-based sitcomAICMFP
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Snappyuk gets BIGGER with free sample., Thu 2 Sep 2010, 17:33,
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