Knew you wouldn't let us down this week!
Love the first form, genius!
( Blind Meach Cautiously optimistic, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 19:59, 1 reply)

I
even perforated the letter half way down, so they could tear of the reply slip easily - it all looked very professional ;-)

Well...I was sick of the bastards by then, and there was no way further down with nothing left to lose. I was sending them all manner of patronising crap - just like they do to us, I had quite a bit of fun with it a lot of the time. Just simply wording the letters the same way they do to us.

I even offered Barclays 'time to pay' (at an agreeable rate of interest of course) in case they had trouble paying it all in one hit. I mentioned that their furniture et al would be at risk if they didn't keep up repayments.
It was about 300 quid! Some girl phoned me up the day before that one was due in court and just laughingly gave me the money - I think she had a little giggle at the letter.
(dchurch bah, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 22:48, closed)