ComplainingI like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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The Best Way To Get Topped UpA guy stood next to me at my local ordered a lager, and it arrived in front of him with a rapidly disappearing head, to the point where there was a good half inch of the pint left empty.
He looked up at the landlord incredulously, and said in the most cockney accent the world has ever heard,
"'Ere! 'Ave you had an argument with the top of the fackin' glass or something?"
I laughed so much I spilled the best part of my drink.
(, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 14:47, 2 replies)
It's different in LiverpoolMy Dad used to work in dockside pubs, and if he put a head on a pint, they'd shout "Oi, Bill, where's its tie?"
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or the refrain to the Barman,Do you think there's room to top that off with a large whiskey?
No Problem sir.
Then fill it with fucking beer then.
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bane, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:56,
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