
I like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
( , Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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One day, I bit hard into a pita sandwich, and came up with a shard of metal. The next day, I went back to the little pita shop to complain.
They were having some sort of staff meeting there when I arrived. Just a dozen hard-pressed sandwich makers fiercely angry about something management was doing. They seemed bewildered by my complaint, since it was so off whatever the topic-of-the-day was: as if I were complaining about giraffes on the sidewalk. They nodded in abstract agreement about the dangers of shrapnel in the pitas.
The place is closed now, which seems a pita.
( , Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:04, 1 reply)

He then proceeded to tell me the amount of calories in orange juice.
Lesson: don't bother trying to find healthy places for parent to eat. Plus shakeaway is nearby, and they're much nicer about complaints...
( , Sun 5 Sep 2010, 3:30, closed)
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