I took a complaint call once in the office
whereas it was some dad who sounded like he was gene-spliced with Brian Blessed trying to locate his son's email address for him, as we had not "properly given it to him" in a way which would keep this customer happy.

So I apologise, all while listening to this 10 year old high-pitched spoilt little cunt of a kid shouting stuff like "You tell him dad, give it to him dad!" in the background.

So I perform a quick security check and find the address. Um...ok. I smile and make sure that the dad's got a pen and paper to jot this down.

"Ok, I got it here. It's REAL..."
"Yes...real, go on."
"ULTIMATE..."
The dad going slightly quiet, "Um...ultimate..."
"TERMINATOR..."
A disguised snigger followed by a high pitched "...terminator..."
"2000..."
That was all he could take. "HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! YOU STUPID LITTLE FUCK, WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO FOOL, HAHAHAHA!!!!" closely followed by the sound of his son crying and running out of the room.

I wish all complaints were made to me in this manner; it would be a better world.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 17:28, 1 reply)

i don't understand any of this message - am i dim?

( lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 17:40, closed)