Retard Riot
One of my favorite memories of Las Vegas regards a McDonald's restaurant that used to be located in the basement of what I recall as the Las Vegas Hilton. It was about 1986, or so. The place has since been erased to make room for casino expansion. At the time, Las Vegas was suffering a severe labor shortage and it was very difficult to staff the graveyard shifts of low-paying fast food restaurants like McDonald's. Thus, apart from the shift manager, this restaurant, like so many others, was staffed entirely by the mentally-deficient.

I was trying to get some food down there around midnight when hundreds of glitterati were released from a "Cher" concert. They came crowding in for food, and met slow service. Frustrated, they began mocking the staff. I remember one fellow dressed like a pimp, drooling and moaning with crooked arms, and limping to laughter.

Their feelings injured, the retarded staff pretended like they were, well, retarded. Slow service ground to a halt, and an ugly standoff ensued. There was lots of shouting and even an air of menace. But staff had the upper hand. Retards 1; Glitterati 0.
(Perv With A Dog had his eyes pecked out by scrub jays on, Sat 4 Sep 2010, 18:22, 1 reply)

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Especially of the retardz.
(McChinaman banned, Sun 5 Sep 2010, 12:10, closed)