
I like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
( , Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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...to find the teenage girl (with whom we have a bit of history) over the road *can* actually write, and had scrawled the words "Old Cunt" on the back window in dust.
So, my question is this: Does getting up specially at 4.30 in the morning to draw a large Speed Cock on her car windscreen, all the other windows, and the windows of her dad's work van, her brother's old banger and her mum's off-roader count as complaining?
( , Sun 5 Sep 2010, 16:45, 4 replies)

Just make sure we all get to see the pictures of your handiwork!
( , Sun 5 Sep 2010, 18:49, closed)

It also has the advantage of plausible deniability. No sirree, wasn't me. I'd never do something like that...
( , Mon 6 Sep 2010, 8:23, closed)
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