ComplainingI like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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Maggots! Corn! KFC! Bleurgh!I used to work at KFC in Sheffield (on Ecclesall Road, fact fans).
One afternoon a customer came to my till brandishing a corn cobette and wearing an expression best described as perturbed. Well, that mixed with anger, revulsion and amazement.
"Excuse me" she said."Tha sees this cobette? Well, there's a maggot in it!"
I looked at it. I felt sick on her behalf. I thought long and hard about what I could say that wasn't going to result in our being sued, or, more importantly, wasn't going to take long.
"Look on the bright side!" I quipped. "At least it's not half a maggot!"
She laughed, I laughed, and I bought her off with a Vienetta.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 6 Sep 2010, 13:38,
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Nicely handledBRAVO! - CLICK
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