Whoa.
I've seen some big men on the internet but you're a really really massive man. Look at those guns! Bang bang bang! Woof!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 18:02, 3 replies)

what do you imagine your internet-based viewing preferences have to do with the matter at hand?
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 18:37, closed)

I NO RITE.
i mean, how can i come back from a zing like that?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 18:47, closed)

in that case
off to bed, it’s a school night and you have a busy day at 6th form tomorrow.
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 19:45, closed)

if it somehow boosts your frail ego to believe that you're really putting it to a teenage girl on the internet,
then please, be my guest.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 19:49, closed)

no
Actually you probably have got at least one kid, bit of lefty leaning sort, been to glasto a few times but no bloke around. into your tatoos and pearcings so a close to middle aged indie type? but Its more fun to imagine you as a sulky teenager with a bad attitude than the the reality.
no problems with the fragility of the ego, different story with the prostate.
by the way, what kind of response were you expecting when you posted in the first place?
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 20:15, closed)

is it, is it really him?
here on qotw drawing up his quips of mass destruction to show me the error of my internet ways? get your head down boys its going to be a big one, wing and a prayer...put some 20 mike mike insults on nimrodihnios treeline those slopes never learn...
and why would he turn his Sauron like eye on me? is it because a certain little lady was crying on another board how all the bad boys were ganging up and he felt all chivalrous to defend the honour of the little lady? yes am I right? am I? you felt compelled to crush the upstart?
oh oh the pain, the wounds, the humiliation it hurts dr shambolic it huuuuuurts please stop, no more I beg of you I will never again attempt to insult, demean or vilify any of those that come under the protection of don dr shambolic.
alternatively you can fuck off.
(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Tue 7 Sep 2010, 20:27, closed)

Well at least you kept your dignity.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Sep 2010, 16:40, closed)

go, and never darken my towels again.

(nimrodihnio making gravy for one., Wed 8 Sep 2010, 19:07, closed)