You should remember
that when dealing with officious Germans, calling them Fritz (or Adolf), saying they are all either sausage munchers or sausage jockeys, reminding them who won the war (twice, along with one World Cup), coupled with accusing them of being descendents of Reinhardt Heydrich (or Irma Grese if female) always works famously*. Don't forget to also say how your Grandad mentioned "this place" (ie. whatever German town you are in) and how he flew over it several times in his fucking Lancaster, regret how he failed to level the place. Most of all, tutting and telling them that "this is like living in Nazi Germany" is invaluable. Be careful not to go the whole hog and give them the Nazi salute, they will nick you for that. Or you can always accuse them of being weasel-like yellow Stasi drop-outs, that works just as well.

* By "works famously", I may mean "gets you into even more trouble", who can tell?

Um, re-reading your post, you might actually be German, if so.....erm... perhaps ignore my advice.
(Rsoles, Tue 7 Sep 2010, 19:38, Reply)