
I like writing letters of complaint to companies containing the words "premier league muppetry", if only to give the poor office workers a good laugh on an otherwise dull day. Have you ever complained? Did it work?
( , Thu 2 Sep 2010, 13:16)
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have recently had cause to complain to the pee-balloon. More than once, it has declared itself empty, only to leave me with a dot of shame upon packing the old fellow away.
This kind of thing isn't meant to happen for another 20 years or so. I no longer wear light coloured trousers.
( , Wed 8 Sep 2010, 14:34, 1 reply)

...the last drop's always in your pants.
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