The B3TA ConfessionalWith the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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It's for certain, I'm hellbound.My kids tell me that my ex wife has been in the hospital lately for being severely anemic. It seems that she's been having significant internal bleeding and has been weak and woozy from blood loss. They did an endoscopy to look around in her digestive tract.
Apparently she has bleeding internal hemorrhoids. She got out of surgery yesterday.
When the kids told me of this the first thing I thought was "I always said she was so uptight that one day her sphincter would implode."
I think my kids were somewhat offended when I had to struggle to keep from pissing myself.
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The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 26 Aug 2010, 15:28,
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