The B3TA ConfessionalWith the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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Accidental animal deathI'm an animal lover. No, not like that, filthtards. Just that I get overly sentimental by cute and fluffy things...
...so I'm still very ashamed of the day I kicked a squirrel up the bum, causing it to run in fear onto the road where it got flattened so badly by a bus that I saw squirrel parts squish out of it in a horrible arc/spray as the tyre went over it.
/shame
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rofl harris, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 17:22,
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that's the sortof thing that, if captured on CCTV, would be on CNN for 3 fucking days.
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Not Pineapple anymore, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 10:23,
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How?How did you manage to get anywhere near enough to a squirrel to kick it up the bum? Was it an accident?
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Nottingham University CampusWas (might still be) rammed full of squirrels so brazen they'd come and sniff your toes
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rofl harris, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 9:49,
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