Squat Toilet
I recently got back from a vacation in an East Asian country. The washroom facilities were nothing to be proud of, and regular toilets weren't available at pretty well every public washroom. More annoying, they often don't have their own supply of toilet paper. I know all this because I have a type of intestinal ulcer, so I have to go fairly often.

My friends and I were complaining about the condition of some of the squat toilets we'd used. One friend had used one where at least four people had used it without flushing, and now it was too big to flush down.

Another friend talked about one restaurant we went to. He opened the squatter door, and there was shit sprayed all over the back rim of the squatter, and there were drops of blood in it. He was so sickened he decided to wait, and he remarked that it must be some unsophisticated person from the countryside.

Er, it was me. My aim is not always the greatest, and I couldn't find the flusher. And the drops of blood are common for the disorder I have.
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 5:06, 2 replies)

Tell me
You washed your hands and your arse after that. Nasty!
(boozehound is drinking your bar dry, Fri 27 Aug 2010, 5:24, closed)

Let me think...
I know I had my own supply of tissue with me, but I honestly can't remember if there was running water there. Fortunately, I did not go back to my meal and eat any more.
(racetraitor has an alibi for, Sat 28 Aug 2010, 10:19, closed)