The B3TA Confessional
With the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
With the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
( , Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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Baby alarms don't work
We bought one, but she still got pregnant...
Seriously though, major clickage for a great story. I'd heard of people hearing their neighbours talking (and shagging, thought that's probably wishful thinking), but it hadn't occurred to me to SEND that way too!
I've also heard of someone who got caught out because he forgot that wifey could hear what he was saying to the baby: "Ah, does diddums need changing? Did mummy forget to do it? Yes, mummy's a fat lazy lump, isn't she? Yes she is. Daddy should have shagged Laura at work when he had the chance, shouldn't he? ..."
( , Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:13, 1 reply)
We bought one, but she still got pregnant...
Seriously though, major clickage for a great story. I'd heard of people hearing their neighbours talking (and shagging, thought that's probably wishful thinking), but it hadn't occurred to me to SEND that way too!
I've also heard of someone who got caught out because he forgot that wifey could hear what he was saying to the baby: "Ah, does diddums need changing? Did mummy forget to do it? Yes, mummy's a fat lazy lump, isn't she? Yes she is. Daddy should have shagged Laura at work when he had the chance, shouldn't he? ..."
( , Fri 27 Aug 2010, 12:13, 1 reply)
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