Dear Mrs Veer.
You'll probably not remember me, but when you took me for biology in high school and we were broaching the awkward subject of reproduction, we were forced to watch a film of animals shagging. As the lions on the screen were getting their freak on, some wag began making "Uh Uh Oh yes! Harder! Oooh yeah!" noises, much to the amusement of the entire class. You immediately dealt with the situation by shouting at the offender and throwing him out of the class.

Despite his protestations that it had, in fact, been me.

I made his claims seem even less plausible by not making the noises any more after he had been thrown out. I regret nothing :)
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 15:23, Reply)