Bless me father for I have sinned. It's been 8 years since my last confession
8 years is a long time. A long time is a lot of sin so I'll just cover my cardinals for today

Lust

Morning wood= youporn time

Gluttony

I had two breakfast this morning- cereal and toast. I then had two lunches- falafels and a sundried tomato pastry thing. I'm currently making dinner, I may well have a second.

Greed

I went into work an hour early today even though I didn't really want to because I quite fancied an extra £5.85

Sloth

I've been lying in bed for a bout 2hrs now

Wrath

American (in the UK): 'I'm not paying a dollar for a bottle of water again so where is the water fountain?'
me: 'the bottles of water in the shop cost one pound actually'
I don't understand why American tourists are so inherently annoying- any other nationality and that wouldn't have bothered me

Envy

As I went into work nightshift were leaving. I wished I was back on nights, they have much more fun working in a big group.

Pride

I refuse to accept that pride is a sin. I'm fucking fabulous, it's a fact.

It's so easy to get your 7 a day, if my 5 a day were so easy I'd be uber healthy.
(frozen_ginger_beer, Sun 29 Aug 2010, 16:45, 1 reply)

you sold an hour of sleep for less than six pounds?

You undervalue your sleep.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 1:15, closed)