The B3TA ConfessionalWith the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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I know it's early for you guys...It's late for me. This is weighing heavily on me. I'm not fuckin around with this post. 100 percent serious. It's about lust, so it fits...
I've recently joined my fathers fishing crew. He warned me about it. It's very stressful. I keep thinking I'm seeing things out on the water. It was swimming around the ship, following us for a few days. I couldn't keep my eyes off it. My dad said it was a whale.
I know better. It's a mermaid, she's got a gorgeous eyes, long hair, great tits. She wants me, I know she does. But her bottom half is a fish. But that's not how I like my tail.
(, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 6:03, 3 replies)
I'll justdo the sperm whale gag now
(, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 13:43, closed)
*sperms*(, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 22:23, closed)
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