Now is it just me or.....
Dear god, you know how you cast Adam and Eve out of Eden because Eve ate that apple?

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but the apple opened humanaties eyes to good and evil, right and wrong if you will. Am I right in claiming that before this, humans had no idea what it ment to do wrong, so as a result Eve had no concept that it wasn't right to eat the apple, she had no idea it was wrong to go against your word. If I were to tell a person who spoke no English that they could eat any wine gums except the black ones, in a language they could not understand, it would not be thier fault they ate the black wine gums, and it would be stupid to hold them responsible.

Now I'm a man of average inteligence and I can see the huge flaw in your logic, I could never create a universe, I have problems making an edible meal, yet I can see this. Let's just assume your more intelegent then me, so this can't simply of never occured to you. I put it to you, lord god that your banishing us from Eden, exposing us to pain, dissease, death and hunger, as well as subjecting women to the pain of child birth was through no fault of our species and was instead for your own ammusement, and as such, I find you to be by far the worst sinner.
(Mong goose, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:31, 15 replies)

i predict a smiting

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 30 Aug 2010, 23:34, closed)

I now have "I Predict a Smiting" going through my head to the tune of a song by a well known Leeds band.

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 0:18, closed)

Watching clouds gather above me
It's not very calming I tell thee
Offending the Lord is quite scary
And not very sensible either
A friend of a friend he got lightning
He lay with another man as with a woman which is an offense before the Lord
Would never have happened to Jesus

I predict a smiting
I predict a smiting
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 8:42, closed)

That's the bunny. A potential commemorative single release for His Holy Douche-Bag's visit?

(Vigilante Man weeps because you're stupid., Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:40, closed)

And God vanishes
In a puff of logic.
(CactusZack Shaved his coin purse on, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 4:06, closed)

I like imanginary friends,
let's give Him a Name and fuck some kids.
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 7:55, closed)

Well, the Pope looks pretty silly now.

(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:42, closed)

wearing this hat isn't enough?
(ThePope, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:18, closed)

Im no theologian
but i think the basis of your argument is wrong, in that the story goes that god apparently told them not to eat the apple.
(augsav forgot about B3ta, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:50, closed)

It's nothing to do with right and wrong
the original moral is to do with obeying the commandment of God
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:40, closed)

I understand that he said don't eat my apples and what have you, the issue i take is that with no concept of right or wrong, to break gods comandment has no meaning, as they would have no idea it was wrong to break the comandment.

Also, it's pretty silly to keep the knowlage of good and evil in an apple, why not in a rock or somthing that won't be eaten.
(Mong goose, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 12:54, closed)

What I'm saying is that it doesn't matter whether it was right or wrong to do so
it was to do with obeying without regard. Good and evil existed. Right and wrong didn't.

No I don't believe it, but it's not inconsistent
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 13:08, closed)

But without morals, How could they know it was wrong to dissobey?
(Mong goose, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 14:22, closed)

agreed

(TheDream In need of signature to impress clunge owners, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 0:11, closed)

I want to know what happened to the talking snake...

(Rubber Fish is waiting, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:43, closed)