He's elsewhere at the moment
but not for long.
I suppose I could - I certainly considered it - but I really don't come off well from it.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:48, 1 reply)

I didn't read the OP before you edited
are you gay for your brother?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:56, closed)

Shut up Bert.
And no.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:57, closed)

what's it all about then eh?

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 10:58, closed)

Self-absorbed whining that could be better put to use having a hatewank or something.
And it's not about my brother either - it's about an ex-girlfriend. There you go people; hard info at last.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:00, closed)

so you're gay for your brother?
Man, we've all been there
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:02, closed)

He is a handsome man.
Since you didn't catch the OP, he's on b3ta himself - StapMyVitals, posted a few threads down in a convoluted way about racism.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:04, closed)

he really is a handsome man
I mean, I don't swing that way, but if I did your brother would be top of the list.
I don't know if I'd want to be bent over in front of him though, but if I was behind him I'd see him and that might be worse, so maybe being the girl in that situation is the better end of the deal. I don't know. I might try both, and maybe I'd suck him off a bit too, but only once. Or twice.
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:08, closed)

You're actually doing more to make me feel better than any amount of talking about my problems ever would.
+1 for lolz.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:09, closed)

get over it, he's your brother
no matter how handsome he is, you can never be together, and even if you were you couldbn't have babies, but if you did they'd be slow. Sure they'd be handsome if they inherited his looks, but there are already enough attractive mentally disabled people in the world, just loook at big brother
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:12, closed)

oh wait, you already did LOL

(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:16, closed)

Of course, there is such a thing as taking a joke too far.
In fact we've already had babies, but the world can never know, so we got them adopted.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:19, closed)

if you're gay for your brother, right
whose dad pays for the wedding?
(The Cat Hater punch a cow for the planet, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:30, closed)

Yours.
He owes me money anyway.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 11:31, closed)