I had sex with another man's girlfriend....
Okay, so it wasn't his girlfriend but actually his fiancee. Oh, and he wasn't just 'another man' he was my older brother. While he was in hospital having his appendix out.
In my defence, she was an absolute slut who'd have taken on anyone, anywhere (which later caused the inevietable break up) and I was only 16. It was offered on a plate, and I took it.
Sorry, Bro. Don't know if you got an account on here but if you turn up at my gaff (which would be the first time ever) I'll expect the beating I deserve.

On a brighter note, I fully understand why you didn't dump her sooner, girls that willing only turn up once in a lifetime and it must have been hard to let her go. She was attractive, too.
( NooShmoo It's a fantazmagorical pile of ultra bollocks, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:20, 5 replies)

Fuck me, you wait ages for a post about fucking a hospitalised man's SO
and then two turn up at once.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 17:26, closed)

DUDE, STOP DOING MY FUCKING JOB FOR ME.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 21:03, closed)

I say 'job' more 'mildly amusing diversion which upsets the easily troubled'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 21:05, closed)

You do spend a worrying amount of time on /qotw though

( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Tue 31 Aug 2010, 22:26, closed)

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
I FIGHT YOU! WITH SWORD!
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Thu 2 Sep 2010, 11:28, closed)