The B3TA ConfessionalWith the Pope about to visit the UK, what better time to unburden yourself of anything that's weighing on your mind by posting it on the internet? Pay particular attention to the Seven Deadly Sins of lust, greed, envy, pride, posting puns on the QOTW board and the other ones. Top story gets to kneel before His Holiness's noodly appendage, or something
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 26 Aug 2010, 12:47)
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When I was about 10, I convinced my little sister I was dyingJust so I could find out what she'd got me for my birthday.
It was quite a convincing display - I lay on the bed, coughing my little lungs out, croaking, "I'm...not going to make it...be...before I go, I... I just wanted...to know...what presents I was...going to get...urgh...hurry, I've not got...much time"
Turns out it was just a colouring book and some crayons. What a disappointment. I hope she was suitably ashamed of herself...
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