MIstaken Identity
When I was in Mexico a couple of years ago, I ended up in the one club town of Tulum: gorgeous ruins and beaches but very little in the way of a night club.

Being young and on my own, a couple from Leeds staying in my hostel adopted me for a few days and one night after a few bevvys, we wanted to head out. The guy in the hostel told us about a strip club down the way, so off we went for a laugh...turns out it wasn't a strip club but a wedding (perhaps a different story). This prompted us to make our way to the only club in town.

Cut a long story short, we, as white foreigners (i.e. rich) ended up being plied with booze, dancing on the stage and being accosted by various women...one of whom I shagged in the alley behind the club. I would love to tell you of the joys of her spam-sheath or how magnificent my performance was, but honestly, I remember very little.

Due to my poor level of Spanish, I was unaware she was a hooker. So I wandered off. Her pimp caught up with the Leeds couple to demand money, who thought the whole thing was so fucking hilarious that they paid, and informed me the next day when my hangover was at its zenith.

So I confess to solicitations with a lady of the night, and worse not paying. Incidentally, if you don't pay a hooker, does it count as shop-lifting?
(satanstolemyteddybear Mu hõljuk on angerjaid täis, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 13:59, 4 replies)

And more to the point
If you do not pay a gay hooker, does it count as shop-shirt-lifting?
( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:13, closed)

Flap-lifting perhaps?

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:14, closed)

nope
unpaid overtime
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 14:51, closed)

This I like...

(satanstolemyteddybear Mu hõljuk on angerjaid täis, Wed 1 Sep 2010, 23:05, closed)