ConnedswiftyisNOTevil writes, "I have recently become obsessed with the BBC Three show 'The Real Hustle' - personally, I think of it as a 'How To' show for aspiring con artists."
Have you carried out a successful con? Perhaps you hustled a few quid off a stranger, or defrauded a multi-national company. Or have you been taken for the wide-eyed, naive rube that you are?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:02)
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Radio DJWhen I was about 10 I answered the phone to someone saying he was calling from the radio, and was my sister there.
She wasn't but he asked if I could answer a few questions instead. "You're on the radio!!" he said.
Me, on the radio!!! The questions he asked included:
Have you got a girlfriend?
Has she got big tits?
What kind of things does she wear?
What do you like to do to her?
Do you ever play with yourself?
What would you think about if you did?
This went on for a while until he eventually made a strange noise and said "thanks for your time, you're a good boy".
I then actually asked weakly if he would "play a request", but unfortunately he seemed to have hung up.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 15:36,
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justbrilliant
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yeahit was a bit traumatic. I went downstairs and told my mother I thought I had just been talking to a pervert, from the radio.
"What?!" she said. "What did he ask you?"
"He asked me if I had a girlfriend!!", I replied.
So she said "Oh for God's sake don't be such a wimp". Happy days.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 15:44,
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Never mind thatHas she got big tits or what?
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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 11:54,
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.Well no, she was 9.
Massive growler though.
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 11:02,
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