ConnedswiftyisNOTevil writes, "I have recently become obsessed with the BBC Three show 'The Real Hustle' - personally, I think of it as a 'How To' show for aspiring con artists."
Have you carried out a successful con? Perhaps you hustled a few quid off a stranger, or defrauded a multi-national company. Or have you been taken for the wide-eyed, naive rube that you are?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:02)
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Time to confess!I've conned the lot of you.
You all think I'm a bored 40 something female who likes to chat to young men.
Ha!
I'm really a 54 year old man called Frank who gets off on all your smutty gaz messages.
Anyone want to hold my penis. Hmmmmmmmm
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girlinthehole, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 9:19,
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Go on then..... I'm game.
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No!There's only enough space for one dirty old man on this website.
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girlinthehole, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:09,
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What you dont know......is that I might not be middle-aged Lunar Jim from Purley, but a nubile teen called Candy from Ft Lauderdale.
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I only said 'might'Actually, I am middle-aged, just not from purley.
Sorry.
I'll still hold your cock though.
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But wait a minute...... even 54 year old men have ears.
[ducks]
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K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 10:23,
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Now it all makes sense....I knew nobody could be that rude without a 'unique' understanding of the male genitalia...
I feel all used and dirty....
...in a good way though...
Can I join the back of the queue?
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 19 Oct 2007, 11:43,
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Err!I've never had a queue of people ready to hold my penis before - I may have to go and get one now.
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girlinthehole, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 12:38,
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By defaultI believe that everyone on the internet is a 54 year old smutty man called Frank, until proven otherwise.
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Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 12:56,
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Beve....et. allsome are 52 and named Sam.
so how long has this line gotten for the penis holding? will we get to do more than just hold it? were you planning to limit everyone to just a few minutes so you have time to fit us all in?
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Sat 20 Oct 2007, 1:23,
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