ConnedswiftyisNOTevil writes, "I have recently become obsessed with the BBC Three show 'The Real Hustle' - personally, I think of it as a 'How To' show for aspiring con artists."
Have you carried out a successful con? Perhaps you hustled a few quid off a stranger, or defrauded a multi-national company. Or have you been taken for the wide-eyed, naive rube that you are?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:02)
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Do the americans understandany dif tween a "QOTW answer" -
(a continuous prose produced on the site of b3ta with humourous intent)
and "annoying wank pseudo-poetic bollocks"
(done for reasons only the mad can comprehend)
Writing in stupid paragraphs
With archaic language and bad
grammar
and
stupid
sentence structures which bare
no connection to the lines they
are written on
does not make you clever
And targetting an entire nation does not friends you make; nor does raping syntax writing good end up with.
As for your textual bumming of the so-called "ConMan"
with his unnecessary capital letters
Methinks thou should stop watching so much TV
and realise that real conmen are not your "Very Friend"
nor anything like they are on the box
But are cunts looking to screw people over
Because they're too lazy to work for a living
or just cunts.
Either way.
None of them are Leo DiCaprio.
Did it ever occur to you
That your patronising attempt at pitying us through metaphor and imagery
Belongs in the "Teenage Poetry" QOTW
Because it comes off like a 14 year old
Wanking over Ville Valo
Whilst trying to slit your wrists with your biro
And for fuck's sake
Never use "y'all"
In an attempt at poetry
I mean seriously
Come on now
That is all.
(, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 13:30, Reply)
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