Conned into veganism
I am currently eating the shittest lunch ever.

There is a little Thai buffet place near the office that I'd never tried before, so having neglected to pack sandwiches today, I went there for a take out box. Imagine my horror when, already having paid £4 for said box, I discovered that it was fucking VEGAN!

I now have greasy, salty, shitty, rubbery chicken substitute, bouncy tofu, minging curried noodles, and even the vegetables are salty, greasy and undercooked.

The place is called Tai Buffet and it's near the British Museum on New Oxford Street. DO NOT go there unless you actually like soggy, salty tofu. Sod animal rights and the environment, I want some proper food. WANKERS.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 14:02, 10 replies)

Well said...
Kill the animals! Then eat them...
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 19 Oct 2007, 14:08, closed)

I can never understand
the point of vegetarian meat substitutes. If you want something to taste like meat, then eat meat.

I wouldn't try to make artificial cabbage from bits of chicken!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 14:12, closed)

mmmmmmmmmm
I have just had rare steak - genuinely rare this time -yummy.

Please accept my deepest condolances.


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(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 14:14, closed)

K2k6
I suppose it's for people who disagree with meat on ethical grounds but still like it. But this was so shite it didn't even taste of meat. It was ungodly.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 14:15, closed)

K2k6 smells ....
It's OK to eat cabbage - just remember to remove the wheelchair!

And GMF - how's the party?
(jmaxi returned again on, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 14:19, closed)

jmaxi
Party would be much better if I had MEAT.
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 14:31, closed)

Yes, OK GMF
I get the point. But still, they should have a moral objection to the taste of meat, because they should think it is wrong!

Yours carnivorously,
K2k6
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 14:45, closed)

Oh Jesus, No!
I know that place! I have had some of the most godawful lunches ever from there...

Damn stupid pseudo-food! I feel your pain!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 19 Oct 2007, 15:06, closed)

?
Is it that one when you have to walk down some steps? Its kind of underground?
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 10:59, closed)

No
it is not underground. This suggests to me that there is more than one of these godawful places!
(grandmasterfluffles Come to my Armageddon party on, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 0:42, closed)