ConnedswiftyisNOTevil writes, "I have recently become obsessed with the BBC Three show 'The Real Hustle' - personally, I think of it as a 'How To' show for aspiring con artists."
Have you carried out a successful con? Perhaps you hustled a few quid off a stranger, or defrauded a multi-national company. Or have you been taken for the wide-eyed, naive rube that you are?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:02)
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pRon not for your eyesFirst time in a sex shop, perusing the novelty items and staying well clear of the "crucifix sex bench" (with free gimp mask mind!) the owner accosted my companion and i, with a white paper bag in his hands.
"Deal of the week" says he, handing us said paper bag, which appeared to contain two VHS tapes, labelled "fick engel."
Confused we asked of him what these were, his response was "variety tapes mate, bit of everything, but cant sell em no more cos i havent got the boxes, so there you go." Bojangles we thought, free porn!
home we went, and as the only owner of a vhs in the house off i went with the tapes. 3 minutes later there was a loud cry of MY EYES BLARG from my room.
Turns out the first tape was in fact brazillian lady boy porn. Whats on the second? Well let me set the scene. Two blokes, one reading a boating magazine. The other, rather amarously, reaches over and begins to feel the boating magazine mans leg....
We gave the tapes to our mate for his 21st birthday. Who knows where they are now.
The porno gypsy musta had a great laugh at our expense. Deal of the week I THINK NOT!
(, Sat 20 Oct 2007, 19:41, 1 reply)
MFI furnitureThere, I hope you learned your lesson. In future, don't pass up the opportunity to buy some dungeon furniture. Hours of fun.
Might want to hide it when Mother-in-Law visits though. Unless she's like this kinky bitch I saw in some videos I got free from a sex shop..........
(, Tue 23 Oct 2007, 20:44, closed)
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