ConnedswiftyisNOTevil writes, "I have recently become obsessed with the BBC Three show 'The Real Hustle' - personally, I think of it as a 'How To' show for aspiring con artists."
Have you carried out a successful con? Perhaps you hustled a few quid off a stranger, or defrauded a multi-national company. Or have you been taken for the wide-eyed, naive rube that you are?
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chthonic, Thu 18 Oct 2007, 13:02)
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foam party"bad old johnny b managed to score from that black dude at the station," the bedshitter crooned loudly, waking me up. he crashed onto his bedroom floor and looked up at me, blinking owlishly.
it was 4am. on a sunday night/monday morning. i had been fast asleep and hadn't even known he had gone out. i blinked back at him, huddling under the covers.
"oh go on, have a line and then we can have a fuck," he promised romantically, pouring an enormous mountain of suspiciously fluffy white powder onto his laminate flooring.
unseduced, unsurprisingly, i told him to fuck off and dived back under the covers, although it's not actually like me to turn down sex in the middle of the night... but something about the appearance of that shit made me keep one eye on him.
the bedshitter bent down and shoved a blood encrusted note into the pile. several enthusiastic sniffs later, he grinned and then immediately froze in horror.
"it burns, owwww!" he moaned, cannoning into the bathroom. i jumped out of bed and followed him. his eyes were streaming, his nose was red, and he was pulling his nostrils apart, trying frantically to flush water up them.
biting my lip so i didn't laugh hysterically as i wanted to, i wandered back over to the "charlie" and tasted it. i am no expert, but i am guessing he had snorted around a 1/4g of sherbert and baking powder.
he had bubbles and froth coming out of his nose for the rest of the night... hilarious.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 15:50,
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Sherbert?What kind of sherbert is powdered?
PS. Did you ever get teh sex?
PPS. I love "the bedshitter". It's so right on so many levels.
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sherberti thought it was always powder? you know, the white stuff that comes in bags with liquorice sticks in it?
nope. this was one of many, many occasions when i never got teh sex with the bedshitter. but with a year's hindsight, not getting it from him was ten times hotter than actually getting it from him, so meh!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 21 Oct 2007, 18:31,
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